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May 20, 2012 · 4:18 AM

life lessonz may 20.

Here are some new life lessonz. From your one, and only favorite M. House.

1. If you have a pregnant sister that is past her estimated due date, don’t ask her “when’s that baby gonna get here?!” because that is obviously for her to know and you to find out after the baby is born. That’s the soonest that either of you will know anyway.

2.  Sexy Latinos don’t necessairly like being hit on by this American girl. Have I finally learned my lesson? That remains to be seen, but let’s hope so. Ask me the next time I have met one, and I will tell you how it goes.

3. Austrailian electro dance pop music is amazing. That’s all I am listening to lately, and it’s PERF!

4. Broken English starring Parker Posey and Melvil Poupaud is a dream movie that everyone should watch. I can’t watch it enough times.              <3 <3 <3

5. If you have to ask yourself, “when was the last time I ate a vegetable?” then you need to re-examine your life, in more ways than one.

6. If you work in a place that has a nap closet, count yourself very lucky. Take whole advantage of that nap closet when you can, without compromsing your job, and be so grateful that it exists. Had I known how special my nap closet was at my last job, I probably would have never left.

Those are the 6 lessonz that I wanted to share for the moment. Not 10, just 6.

Have a nutty night!

Love,
MERLERSSER.

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January 23, 2011 · 7:33 PM

first day of school….more like first day of drool……

just kidding don’t cry.
i start my first day of school tomorrow of my last semester of nursing school.

this week has been very educational for me…..so here are the top ten facts of this past week. they are golden…

1. you function better when you have an adequate night of sleep.
2. when you feel the urge to freak do the jitterbug…just kidding but really when you have the feeling that you need to write an old friend or give someone that you love a call out of the blue…just do it because they probably need it just as much as you. geez.
3. don’t put off stuff to do when you are capable of doing it right now. or something like that.
4. don’t wear pig tails at work if you ever want to be taken seriously.
5. don’t wear pig tails at work if you ever want to be considered attractive by the dreamy swiss doctor you are infatuated with.
6. check your balance before you go across town to pick up your check when you signed up for direct deposit, on the off chance that it worked.
7. practice saying, “i’m learning spanish” in spanish before you try to say it out loud to someone that is native to a spanish speaking country. other wise you will relate to david sedaris in “me talk pretty one day”.
8. be mindful of the words you use as a girl nurse to your male patients, otherwise they will turn them into something inappropriate if you are not careful.
9. set an alarm for the next day after you work a 12 hour shift otherwise you will sleep way past the time you needed to wake up.
10. even if you have the automatic food dispenser set up for your cat, you should probably check it every couple days because that might be the reason why she has been crying at you for the past while.

are these ten too telling???

i don’t yall. i am so tired.

i love you.
love,
melissa.

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